The Pack
Every guest gets a file. Flip a card to read their official record — snack rating, worst habit, and what they think their job is around here.
13 files on record · 0 complaints · 1 stolen sock
Every guest gets a file. Flip a card to read their official record — snack rating, worst habit, and what they think their job is around here.
13 files on record · 0 complaints · 1 stolen sock
Chihuahua mix
Flip →Professional lap warmer. Will burrow under any blanket within nine seconds of arrival.
Jack Russell
Flip →Has one toy and strong opinions about who is allowed to touch it. Nobody is.
Golden retriever
Flip →Greets every single stranger. Would follow a mildly interested squirrel to Alberta.
Terrier mix
Flip →Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Nap. Ball.
Wirehaired terrier
Flip →Errand dog. Waits patiently outside every store, judges your purchases afterwards.
Yorkshire terrier
Flip →Watches the game with full commitment. Barks at the referee, never at the players.
Bernese pup
Flip →Enormous feet, tiny brain, perfect boy. Currently learning that sidewalks are not snacks.
Australian shepherd
Flip →Herds the other dogs into a tidy group and looks to you for confirmation. Middle management.
Dachshund
Flip →Couch specialist. Requires exactly one cushion, at a specific angle, no substitutions.
Puppy siblings
Flip →A single unit. Cannot be separated, will not be separated, do not attempt to separate.
Domestic shorthair
Flip →Tolerated Kat within one afternoon, which is officially a household record.
Placeholder — send me her details
Flip →Placeholder description: turns up in full academic dress and expects to be taken seriously. Send me her real bio and I’ll swap this out.
Senior cat, on meds
Flip →Twice-daily medication, taken like a champion in exchange for one specific treat.